R. Lee Earmey (1944 – 2018)

„Who are you, Private!“
„Ah … ahm … I’m Satan, the dark lord, the master of evill, the infernal ruler of hell hell … „
„BULLSHIT. I’ve seen hell, and you seem nothing than a slimy maggot to me.“
„Ahm … no?“
„SIR, NO, SIR!“
„Sir, NO, SIR!“
„You ain’t no ruler of hell. When I’m ready with you, you will be a minister of evil, praying for mischieve. You are not even demon. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no demonic bigotry here. I do not look down on fallen angels, hell lords, demons or damed souls. To me, you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved hell. Do you maggot understand that? “
„Sir, Yes, Sir!“
„You seem familiar! Do you come from Texas?“
„Sir, no, Sir!“
„Damn, I bet You are from Texas. You must be one of that dick sucking Bush guys. Only steers and queers come from Texas, and you don’t look much like a steer … well, look at you, You’ve GOT horns on your head! You MUST be a steer! Are you a steer?“
„Sir, no, Sir!“
„Behold, If you are no steer, then you do have two dicks on your head. I will call you Dickhead from now on! Private Dickhead, get on your face and give me 50, you lazy maggot!“
„Sir, yes, Sir!“
Bye, R. Lee Earmey, und danke für eine der bemerkenswertesten Rollen der Filmgeschichte!
Dortmund, 180416_0850
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